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mysweatershrunk ([personal profile] orbs) wrote2006-11-12 10:34 pm
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[EM] 22 - Truth... and Freedom

Oh what a confusing wicked web the truth can weave. You would think that such a simple word that is supposed to bring this feeling of relief, and maybe even some inner peace would actually be able to MESS EVERYTHING UP!!

See the truth isn't quite as easy for me as it is to all of you people. Yeah you people, the ones with the normal lives and the lack of actual thought beyond the whole, "Oh Magic is a nice story and a way to make a pumpkin into a stagecoach that is all pretty and white!" See for all of them the truth is just something they learn, and then deal with. It's how your son or daughter failed algebra even though you paid for that tutor... it's the teeny white lie that you told about actually paying for the bottle of water as you roamed the grocery store. See those things? Easy. You expose the lie, tell the truth and Phew! You feel a whole lot better.

Oh but for me? Well.. for me and my sisters even? The truth is ugly. It makes guys faint, run away, stop calling, stop coming by... stop saying hi... It makes the guys basically stop. Everything.

Of course there are ways around it, because you could go and try to get their honest reaction to something... you know just to test the waters? Well then the truth turns out to be how the guy is already married, and how much his wife would just love all the stuff you are telling him about.

See the truth? Sucks. It hurts and it confuses and generally? Doesn't set anything free.

Now going without a bra for a weekend? That is freeing.

Trust me.

[identity profile] neverhit-onyou.livejournal.com 2006-11-13 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
That's not totally true, Paige. You telling me the truth about that jacket you borrowed and brought back with a tear along the right sleeve?

That'd make you feel better.

[identity profile] neverhit-onyou.livejournal.com 2006-11-13 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
The beige fabric-y one with the little flower print fabric lining and the tiny ruffles around the collar and cuffs?

When I borrowed your cell phone, you have a picture of you and someone else as your wallpaper. You were wearing the jacket.

It's okay. The jacket looked better on you anyway. Your shoulders are slimmer than mine.

[identity profile] neverhit-onyou.livejournal.com 2006-11-13 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well. You must learn to keep a sewing kit in your purse when borrowing the sisterly clothing. You have much to learn, grasshopper.

Some guy. Maybe someone from P3? The lighting was club-ish.

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HOORAY! That means I can sew it up without fear of demon.. juice? making the seam all smelly.

That sounded so much more disgusting and dirty than I meant for it to.

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[identity profile] neverhit-onyou.livejournal.com 2006-11-13 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Image

I have a picture I took of an orchid. It's boring me. I need something new too.

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It'll be sent out for DNA testing, and the Source (y'know, if he was still around) would nearly be impeached!

Or something.

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I made a Sim of you at work the other day. You lit yourself on fire when you tried to make toaster pastries and died.

I think I managed to create a damned good virtual you.

[identity profile] neverhit-onyou.livejournal.com 2006-11-13 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
You know you missed him. Should I find a picture of your ass grabby friend?

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Shush, you.

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When the printing presses go down, my article is in, and my editor is INSISTING I stay in the office because I haven't 'put in the hours', yeah, I play The Sims. I made Piper and Leo too, and me and... Me. I made me.

[identity profile] neverhit-onyou.livejournal.com 2006-11-13 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
I already looked. Google images comes up short on images of just the pieces. The entire game board, in large, slow loading size? That comes up. Even a Wikipedia page for it.

Yes.

Hot tub Woo-Hoo.

I should recreate your character and give her the family aspiration. Get you barefoot and pregnant.

That, too, sounded weirder than I meant for it to.

[identity profile] neverhit-onyou.livejournal.com 2006-11-13 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Sadly, it's either money grubbing, attention whoring, just plain whoring, desperate to get pregnant, or workaholic.

Which of those works well for you?

[identity profile] neverhit-onyou.livejournal.com 2006-11-13 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Which is what I did for the Sim that lit herself on fire!!

Damn, I'm good.

I almost wished that on-fire Sim Paige would've tried to hit on the fire fighter trying to put her out. Because that would've been hilarious.

[identity profile] neverhit-onyou.livejournal.com 2006-11-13 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Considering how you reacted to the firefighters out in the street collecting money, yes, I think that was a flaw in the Paige Sim.

I'd never seen someone drive, text message on her cell phone, AND get 3 phone numbers at the same time. Your flirt-fu is strong.

[identity profile] neverhit-onyou.livejournal.com 2006-11-13 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
That you do.

But, for future reference, if you're going to flaunt them in my clothes, please bring them back in one, cohesive piece.

[identity profile] neverhit-onyou.livejournal.com 2006-11-13 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yes, disrobing is more fun when another party is involved.

For some reason, the 40 Year Old Virgin comes to mind.

"Masturbation..."
"Playing with yourself."
"Mututal masturbation..."
"Playing with a friend."

We should make Leo watch the boys and you, me, and Piper have a movie night sometime soon. I miss doing that. We should do horrible, cheesy slasher flicks.

[identity profile] neverhit-onyou.livejournal.com 2006-11-13 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahahahaha, WHOOPS. My train of thought seems to have skipped past a few stops.

I liked it. It's not really a movie I'd watch more than a few times, but it has it's funny points. Man-o-lantern, for example.

[identity profile] neverhit-onyou.livejournal.com 2006-11-13 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well, Paige, I just might subject you to it, Clockwork Orange Alex being brainwashed style.

And if you haven't seen that movie, then we MUST have a movie night in the near future. I must pass these things on.

[identity profile] neverhit-onyou.livejournal.com 2006-11-13 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
As long as you're a willing participant and you watch the movies, then I'll bypass the Alex treatment.

Now, we just have to con Leo into taking the kids to Chuck E Cheeses or something, then we can have a night in, just the three of us.